New York Smuf Flag - Ft. Brainy & Grumpy Smurf

Back in my day ft. used to mean foot or feet, as in measuring something.  But today kids with the rapple-dapple music have hijacked it to mean featuring.  But what about feast, fleet, feat...can we shorten them to mean ft too?  How about fart?  Your ft. is stinky. 

But in this fun New York flag featuring 'Ft.' Brainy Smurf and Grumpy Smurf, you can now understand the meaning of of the little device that is sometimes confused as birth control or a mop.