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Saturday, August 11, 2012

Chukotka US-Russian Heritage Flag

Chukotka American-Rusian Heritage Flag

There is a supersize footnote that the Russians once colonized part of the United States.

Most know that Alaska was originally a Russian Colony and some know that California was host to the Russians near Sonoma County by San Francisco Bay.

But did you know that the United States also had colonies in Russia? Very short lived expeditions, yet longer than a year.


This is the Chukotka United States-Russian Heritage Flag. It is dedicated to America's short lived stint in Alaska's proverbial half brother - Chukotka. It follows the overall pattern of Chukotka's modern flag. However this shade of blue - navy blue - is taken after Alaska's flag with the yellow north star of Alaska. Instead of the federal colours of Russia in the yellow ring there are thirteen stripes reflective of the American flag - six red and seven white. Finally the white triangle is on the opposite side to indicate America's point of view.

Official Chukotka Flag in Russia

Chukotka is Russia's Alaska
or rather Alaska is America's Chukotka?


Perhaps the meekest of US-Russian colonies to fall into the cracks of history took place at the western end of Russia in Chukotka on Wrangel Island. Wrangel island is a small Asian Isle in the Arctic Ocean. It was long known to 'Inuit' peoples but the first written reference to this Arctic Ocean Island belongs to a Russian Cossak - Steven Andreyev in 1764.

The first US landing on the island took place on August 12, 1881 with the USRC Corwin. The USRC stands for United States Revenue Cutter Service which is the 'maiden' name of the US Coast Guard. The leader of the US expedition was Calivin L. Hooper who subsequently claimed the island for the United States and christened it - 'New Columbia.' Additionally famed first American Naturalist John Muir was a part of the expedition.

Original illustration by John Muir
with the modern 2012 Chukotka Flag added


In 1911 the Russian Government laid claim to the island, but in 1921 a joint US-Canadian team of colonists landed. By 1924 only one American and 13 Inuit were living in Chukotka and an Inuit anchor baby. But in 1924 American hopes on holding this frozen wonderland were dashed by the Soviet Union who evicted the 'American Colonist and US Wards.'

Afterwards the US Secretary of State Charles Evans Hughs made an overture for an American Reindeer CEO, Carl J. Lomen, to "go and hold it." But this American Enterprise only made as far as Herald Island, where a 48 starred US flag was raised and they later went home, gravely short of the intended target.


















Just as some lord over that Alaska was once Russian, the counter punch is that some of Russia - in this case Chukota - was in a juxtaposition semi-formally a part of the United States. Geographically speaking as Alaska is Russia's forlorn tundra of the USA, or rather parts of Chukota are America's forlorn icebox of Russia.


Olympic Flag with 6 rings to more accurately reflect the 6 participating continents

Six Ringed Olympic Flag for Six Continents

The Olympic Flag only has five rings to represent five continents. However there are a total of six participating continents! Don't they know how to add? Well the reason that only five rings appear is because North and South America are counted as one continent.

This is unfair since both are several times larger than Australia and have a wider range of cultures.

As for comparison to North America two and half Australias would fit snugly in one North America. Likewise two Europes would still be smaller than North America.

As for South America - South America's aboriginal cultures have a much wider array of diversity than Australian aboriginals. South America is bigger than Europe, Australia and Antarctica.

And what about Antarctica? Well before the seventh ring is added an athlete needs to be born on it and make it to the Olympics - then a seventh ring is in order. To see that flag click here on yesterday's post.

Friday, August 10, 2012

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Olympic Flag with 7 of rings to represent the 7 Continents

Olympic Flag
with all 7 Continents Represented


The five rings on the Olympic Flag represent 'five' continents. Officially speaking the recognized 'Olympic Worthy' continents are Asia, Africa, Europe, Australia, and America.

Oddly it is a bit unfair that North America and South America are counted as one continent!

To remedy the situation here is a more accurate seven ringed Olympic Flag for the seven continents - such that North and South America are given their own ring and Antarctica is included.

It is a long way off from now - till Antarctica gets its own homegrown population with its own independent country and is able to send athletes to the Olympics. But surely Antarctica will do so in the 22nd Century, and the kiddies in kindergarten today will certainly see that day.


Note that building colonies and Antarctica is much easier than building colonies on the moon.

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Zeus Parody - a call for an expansion of Olympic Medals



Zeus has declared today at Mt. Olympus, Greece that fourth and fifth place should receive medals at the next Olympics, because there are five rings on the Olympic Flag - one for each 'continent.'

For the full story click here...

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Monday, August 6, 2012

Smallville Pennants from Superman III - 1983

Superman III
notice the Smallville Pennants


Perhaps the most unique flag in Superman III is the Smallville Pennant. The livery of Smallville are maroon and gold. During the class reunion Clark Kent helps his old high school crush Lana clean up afterwards.



Superman III 1983
Smallville Pennant

Who knew the humble and generous Clark Kent would grow up to be such a stellar person? Clark didn't even know himself who or what he was until after high school.

Clark Kent had the capacity to become a super star athlete but his wise parents knew this would lead to no good and would be a waste of his extra ordinary talents.


Richard Pryor next to Smallville Pennant
Superman III - 1983


The makers of Superman III were keenly aware that computers can be used for good, profit and stealing - especially from within. Here Gus Gorman is hacking into Websco Company - nearly a decade before the 'web' became a household word.


Smallville Baseball Pennant
Superman III - 1983

Smallville apparently supports its own small time baseball league. Here Lana in calling from a wall phone and on the kitchen wall is a Smallville baseball pennant.