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Friday, August 2, 2019

The Thron, Þ Flag



The Thorn Flag is white, orange, and black.  There are three capital Þs since there are four digits in the ASCII code for this letter.   The code is 0-2-2-2.  This is fitting because Thorn reminds us so much of Thor, which gives us an impression of a lighting bolt.

Lower case Thorn has four different digits with its ASCII code which is 0-2-5-4.  The numbers are coded the colours according to the order of the rainbow.  Orange is 2 because it is the 2nd colour, cyan is the 5th colour, green is the 4th colour and white represents zero.

Oddly the lower case Thorn looks like it should be the upper case Thron?  It was as if the letter P and b had a baby.

Thursday/Þrusday
Thor/Þor
Thin/Þin
Three/Þree
Health/Healþ
Wreath/Wreaþ
Bethany/Beþany


The Ç Flag

The letter C can sometimes have a tial, which makes it into something new.  This letter is called the Cedilla.  Depending on the culture, the Ç can have a ts, sh, or s sound.  The flag is a tri-bar of red, orange, and black with a black Ç in the center.  The colours are based upon the ASCII colour metrics. 1-2-5 is coded to red, orange, and black.

But lower case ç uses different colours since it is coded to 1-3-5, which represents red, yellow, and cyan.



The Ð Flag & ð, Don't Forget to Cross Your Dees and Tees

The letter Eth (Th as in Then) looks like a mashed up E&D.  It is a vibrating th sound as is those, but not thin.  Did you notice that there are 2 th sounds in English, like f and v.  Yes, f and v are very similar the only difference is that V has bizzzzz bee vibration.  Also S and Z do the same thing.

The flag for capital Ð is a quad-bar of white, orange, white, and black.  The colours are based upon the numbered colour metric as referenced by ASCII.  Thus these colours represent the numbers 0-2-0-8.

The lower case ð has difference number sequence 0-2-4-0.  Consequently its flag has difference order.







Words that could use an Ð or ð:
Then/Ðen
Thou/Ðou
There/Ðere
Than/Ðan

The Flags for Ñ and ñ

Anyone who has studied Spanish will recognize this letter: Ñ, pronounced 'en-yay.'  This is the flag for the Capital Ñ letter.  It is a tri-bar of red, blue, and indigo.  In the middle in the capital Ñ letter in white.

On American keyboards there is an N and a ~ but no Ñ.  It is tempting to hold down shift or ALT to maybe get an Ñ.  Nope, the key is to hold down the ALT key then the numbers 1-6-5 and an Ñ will appear.  Red is coded to 1 since it is the first colour of the rainbow, indigo/blue is coded to 6 and sky blue/cyan is coded to 5.  This order of number to colours is based upon the order of the rainbow. Thus this flag is coded to the colour metric in ASCII for capital Ñ.

But lower case ñ has a different code.  It is 1-6-4 thus green appears on the fly.










The Œ and œ Flags

Another fusion letter (ligature) is the O-E combo.  It is one of those ancient letters that appears every so often, leading English speaking minds astray.  It like a transgendered letter that dose not know if it is an O or an E. Likewise it dose not have solid name like the transgendered Æ, which is called "Ash."  Perhaps it best to use old translated form from Runic, for the letter Odal (). The Œ can made many sounds: short e, long E, and oi.  So the best name would Oedal.  So okay, it funky letter Œ finally have a name: Oedal.  That's three syllables: Oh-e-dal (the e is like in 'set')


The flag is a quad-bar of white, red, green, and white.  These colours are based upon the metric used to code the letter in ASCII for the capital Oedal.  Each colour is coded to a number, in this case 0-1-4-0.  Reason being, the order is based upon the sequence of the rainbow.  Remember red is the 1st colour, thus it is red, and white is 0.  Green is of course, count it yourself!  But lower case Oedal has a different code, thus a different flag.  The numbered ASCII code is 0-1-5-6 for small Oedal, œ.


Since there was Captain EO, we need to balance it with a Captain OE.  The perfect person for that title is Rachel Dolezal.  As Mikey J turned black to white, Rachel D turned from white to black.  Thus Rachel Doezal is Captain OE.

If you want to see the movie Captain EO, you can see it here> 





Thursday, August 1, 2019

The Ash Flag: Æ and æ Flags

 The United "A/E" letter, also called Ash, finally has a flag.  It is based upon the metric code of ASCII where the letter "Æ" is represented by the numbers 1-4-6 for a capital letter Æ and a 1-4-5 for the lower case ash, æ.  The Æ & æ letters are yellow, because yellow is the assigned contrast indicator for green.


The fused "a/e" letter usually makes a short a sound as in happy, which would be spelled as hæppy, for example "One day Bætman sæt next to Cætwoman.  They ate æn æpple and drænk a Snæpple."


From æshes to æshes to dust to dust.  We play Pokemon which is a must.  When ænd where did Pikachu come from?  He is but æn energy wave woven into the ether of spæce time.  Real, but so very unreal.  A conflux of energy?  Imægination, reælity.  What is real, but a dream, a television show, an ængry moment, until it is over, it becomes not, but asleep.  So I choose you!  All I cæn say now is thænk you!  Ænd hæve a good day!  Æshes to Æshes...

List of words that could use an Ash "Æ" instead of an A or E:
Ash/Æsh
Matthew/Mætthew
Pat/Pæt
Miami/Miæmi
Ask/Æsk
Angola/Ængola
Crap/Cræp
Amsterdam/Æmsterdam
Applebee's/Æpplebee's
Map/Mæp
Pac-man/Pæc-man
Frat/Fræt
Brat/Bræt
Slap/Slæp
AT-AT/ÆT-ÆT
Mango/Mængo
Answer/Ænswer
Acting/Æcting
Atom/Ætom
Ædam & Eve
Æsshole

Sunday, July 28, 2019

The MLF Icon — Major League Farting

Like the MLB, NBA, and SEPTA, the MLF uses the colors blue, red, and white.  You can see the silhouette of woman lifting her leg, relaxing the release of a replungent riff without remorse.

In the video below, a major league Texas Ranger menaces the dugout by letting one rip, for a personal foul.  While a Detroit Tiger lets an invisible tiger toot the tail.

One of the oldest tricks in baseball is to through off a batter.  In MLB, the union of the MLF has made itself known with the butterbum-ball.  This is when the catcher signals the pitcher that he has a bottom belly burp stored for a keenly timed distraction.  It takes practice, but what happens is that the pitcher and catcher release their offensive weapons simultaneously.  As some catchers get good, they are able to discriminate between a sonic boom bugger and a windy foul play.