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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Iowa and Missouri - Fraternal Twins

Flag of Iowa

When you compare the flag of Iowa with the flag of Missouri you can see a striking similarity. Some people would rub this off as mere coincidence, but I go 2 steps further and gave this particular kind of happenstance a name. This is no accident, somehow it seems in our collective unconscious flags are chosen with a subconscious need for peculiar kind of symmetry.

Basically every flag in our Union has a near look a like that I call a 'Fraternal Twin.' To spell it out the 'fraternal flag twin' of Iowa is Missouri. If you have trouble wrapping your head around that then just take a look at a few other examples here for some southern states and here for northern states.

Flag of Missouri

These are the only two states with tri-bars. Iowa's bars go up n' down, and Missouri's goes from side to side or left to right. They are 90 degree pattern inverts of each other. Iowa's flag is a dead ringer for France and a wee northern portion is with matching latitude to southern France, likewise Missouri's flag looks like the Netherlands' Flag, but no part of Missouri is parallel to this country.

Now for the interesting part, their are all sorts neat parallels that can be drawn between each of the paired states. Missouri and Iowa are both in the heartland of America in between the Old Establishment on the East and the New Age west coast. Although they are next to eachother, Missouri and Iowa differ like night and day. You can think of Missouri as being the older brother who went on more sordid and wild adventures making a little trouble for Ma and Pa, while Iowa is the younger brother who didn't feel the need to test his borders and go hog wild so to speak.

Iowa is American Gothic

Missouri is the central state at the cultural heartland of America. North, South, East and West all collide with Missouri. Missouri has parts more southern than Nashville, Tennesse, parts more northern than Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, parts more western than Houston, Texas and finally parts more eastern than western Michigan. Making Missouri the jack of all American trades. Because Missouri can cowboy up more than Houston, Yankee up more than Philadelphia, sing more southern than Nashville, and act more industrial than the west side of Michigan. Iowa may not jack it up like Missouri, and the only direction they can lord over Missouri is north.

And this fits Iowa so, as the loyal cherry and blueberry pie with white whipped cream. Iowa was the state that brought us all American Art such as American Gothic and as apple pie in the in sky Field of Dreams. Iowa is the natural homebody state to balance the whip wild joyride ethos of the Show Me State.

Even the flag of Missouri tries to do it all. It has elements from states all over. Like New Jersey they are the only two to have a heraldic helmet with mantling. Missouri goes east and west with her central badge. There are bears like California and a crescent moon like South Carolina. A belt like Wisconsin and stars like Kansas. And finally it shares the American eagle on white like its little brother up north - Iowa and cousin to the east, Illinois. Is it Missouri trying to be like everyone else or is everyone trying to be like Missouri?

Missouri is also famous for her boot heel that digs into Arkansas, likewise Iowa has a little nub than pokes down into Missouri. It's Iowas way of digging at Missouri for digging into Arkansas.

It's interesting to note that it was on the USS Missouri that the Japanese unconditionally surrendered the United States. The cosmic coincidence is that the USS Missouri was an Iowa Class battleship, which was the biggest of all US battleships to be constructed. What this means is, when somebody picks on Missouri's little brother Iowa, you better look out. Although Iowa and Missouri may bicker like hot headed brothers there ain't to stopping them when fight together against a common foe. They'd put Wolverine and Sabertooth to shame.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Babe - Sheep Dog Flag

Babe Sheep Dog Flag and Banner
The flag is on the right side of the banner

A sheepdog banner and flag appear in Babe 1995, an academy award winning Australian film about a pig that grows beyond his expectations.

The flag and banner use the same colours - yellow-green, white, black, and yellow. The flag features a yellow-green background. Upon the center is the seal of the sheepdog Championships, which is a black and white sheep dog with yellow winners wreath the surrounds the sheepdog.



The flags as seen though a camera covering the sheep dog competition. On the left and right sides of the banner are the flags.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Angry Birds Flag - Green Piggy Flag

The Green Piggy Flag

Angry Birds is a smart phone app that has reached a kind of Pac-Man Fever or rather Angry Bird Fever for the age of the smart phone.

It came out of Finland in 2009, the nation that brought us Nokia Phones. The object of the game is hurl birds from a slingshot, which then crash into Green Piggy structures. The Piggies apparently stole the birds eggs and now the avian feathered friends want payback.



Extremely addictive, its like hurling paper balls or airplanes. A flag makes an appearance in the game, that of the Green Piggies. It is oddly modeled after the Finnish Flag.





Flag of Finland

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Big Bang Thoery - Sheldon Cooper, presents Fun with Flags

Sheldon Cooper from the Television Show
Big Bang Theory - with show about Vexillology

Vexillology recently made it into prime time when Sheldon showed an interest in Vexillology. The show centers on Gen-X Academia at Caltech. The essential yin and yang component relies on the dynamic of four egg headed intellectually acute yet socially awkward men with a sultry blonde waitress.

In this episode Sheldon Cooper the research physicist becomes enchanted with vexillology and decides to make 52 part educational series about vexillology on YouTube.

Dr. Fowler-Bialik Ferdinanty Flag

Here is an original flag created for the show known as "Ferdinanty Flag," which is supposed to garner interest for younger viewers. This flag was designed by the fictitious Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler played by Mayim Bialik, who in real life holds a PhD in neuroscience.





You can watch the complete episode here on Hulu

New categories for flags - Aquageotic and Geopolitic Classes

Their are many ways to categorize flags - tri-bar, canton, pan-African, etc. But here are two new classification groups "Aquageotic" and "Geopolitic." First a definition for Aquageotic. These are flags that have maps of islands or partial maps that are determined by water via the coastline or other various watershed. Examples include two popular flags of Antarctica and Sulawesi independence movement. The flag of Cyprus is also - Aquageotic.

Flag of Sulawesi
"Aquageotic type flag"

The island of Sulawesi is shown on a white disc. The shape or icon is based upon the coastline. Sulawesi is a part of Indonesia. This flag has been used by various separatist groups.




Flag of Antarctica Treaty, again the shape of the central icon is based upon the coastline (water-to-earth).







The second group is similar to Aquageotic, in that it also has a map but the borders are not related to any kind of water division. These types of flags are more popular at lower levels of government - usually denoting the shape of a county, township or city.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Shield

Aquateen Hunger Force Logo
aka...ATFH
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, features an amazing trio of gifted food products that become sentient due to the sordid experiments of a mad scientists at the Jersey Shore. Their mission is to fight crime and evil where ever it may arise. However their exploits against evil eventually take a back seat to watching television.

The ATHF Shield uses five colours, in order of importance they are yellow, red, blue, black and white. The chief is gules with word 'HUNGER' writtein in all capital letters, with a conjoined 'E' and 'R.' The main filed consists of the world 'FORCE' in or with a conjoined 'F' and 'O.' Also the last letter 'E' has an extra extension that fills the gap in the letter 'C.' The letters are all highlighted in black for definition with white a glze for added depth. The shield is also bordered with a yellow highlight that conforms the shape of the letters leaving an indent with both the red and yellow 'R.' Finally in stylized blue graffiti a the crest-chief overlap it is written 'AQUATEEN.'




Friday, January 27, 2012