Sunday, July 28, 2019

The MLF Icon — Major League Farting

Like the MLB, NBA, and SEPTA, the MLF uses the colors blue, red, and white.  You can see the silhouette of woman lifting her leg, relaxing the release of a replungent riff without remorse.

In the video below, a major league Texas Ranger menaces the dugout by letting one rip, for a personal foul.  While a Detroit Tiger lets an invisible tiger toot the tail.

One of the oldest tricks in baseball is to through off a batter.  In MLB, the union of the MLF has made itself known with the butterbum-ball.  This is when the catcher signals the pitcher that he has a bottom belly burp stored for a keenly timed distraction.  It takes practice, but what happens is that the pitcher and catcher release their offensive weapons simultaneously.  As some catchers get good, they are able to discriminate between a sonic boom bugger and a windy foul play.







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