As was written by the fates and spirits of the Atlantic and Pacific, the youth of these isles are compelled to learn and speak of Shakespeare. As English was the chosen tongue so it is the collective will of the Anglo-Oriented World that youth must bend their ears to this dead ghost upon the command of community will. Nay they should learn of the poetic voices of Japan, China, Spain, France, or Korea. It's a funny connection that language has.
Saipan is so off the radar that this spellcheck does not recognize it as a word!