Friday, January 15, 2010
TOP TEN RESASONS TO BE A VEXILLOLOGIST
1. Stamp collectors are dorky
2. People stand in awe and curiosity why you tell them you're a vexillologist
3. Didn't you know flags are intensely mad reprezentin' colourz.......they are the civilyzed gang bustin' colourz of the world!*
4. Flaggist and Flagger just sound wrong.
5. We have an obsessive interest in things that wave in a breeze.
6. For Victory, Value and Gosh Darn it's VOGUE!
7. After meetings we all sit around the TV and watch old reruns of 1980s sci-fi classic "V"
8. We laugh on the inside when we hear people say"What is a vavavavlexlolalolagist?"
9. We are the only ones who like double standards.
10. We like to show off and play with our Vexi-bits in public!
(Applause and Band Music)
You can watch the Late Show with David Letterman Here
*WARNING if you flash the wrong pattern of colors in the wrong neighborhood or country, it may result in personal injury, dismemberment, or death